WE ARE ACTING OUR AGE!

FUCK.

I hate my assistant principle!

First, she banned all unhealthy food from the school. Here's what I say to that:

-We're 13/14 year olds. We're supposed to eat unhealthy; we're being teenagers. You keep on telling us to "act our age" so we do! But then you give us shit for doing that! Cut the MPD shit and let us eat food.

-Ever thought about selling both healthy and unhealthy food? Variety would be nice. Have both oatmeal bars and Skittles in the same vending machine. Jesus.

But this is what gets me; she banned Energy Drinks from the school, then she said drinking an energy drink is like shooting up heroin. No... shooting bleach into your bloodstream is equal to doing herion. Drinking a 2 litre of Coca Cola is equal to taking 1 Red Bull. Don't be so dramatic about it.
Look lady, your not my mom. Lorraine is my mom. Not you. Just because there's a kid in grade 9 who weighs over 150 pounds doesn't mean the rest of us normal weight kids need to pay the consequences. The whole "don't do drugs" lecture is understandable; because drugs can lead to death. The whole "don't eat unhealthy foods" lecture is getting old because eating junk food every now and then leads to... get this! SATISFACTION!
I don't even like energy drinks and I'm on their side.
And who knows? Maybe some of the "over the average weight" kids got their build from genetics. Maybe their parents looked like that at that age. Maybe they eat healthy but still look a little chubby, thats genetics. You can't fight nature with an oatmeal bar.

Live.Laugh.FUCK OFF.